12908198213 bajillion left to kill

I was reading in bed last night when I happened to glance out of the corner of my eye and notice *this* thing lingering on my comforter.

 GROSS!

I'll admit- I did squeal in terror, but only because I thought it was a certain other 8 legged creature of which I am deathly terrified.

I calmly gathered him and quickly flushed him down the john. 

ema: 1 

stink bug: 0