Saturday, November 7, 2009

Apologies

I need to write a quick letter before I go on with my happy blog post.

Dear Sallie Mae,
I hate you more than anything else in the world. You put on a pretty face at first, but deep down you are nothing but a mean muggin' whore with bad hair and ugly shoes {as fabulously quoted from the words of Elizabeth Marie}. Lets please begin an effort to try and make this situation better by hiring people who actually speak English. I really don't appreciate you sucking all my money and keeping it for yourself as you offshore all communication to third parties in Kazakhstan, forcing me to talk to someone with no better communication skills and knowledge of the English language than Borat himself. I can assure you that there are plenty of broke graduates in the US who would be happy to work for your company while they find that "dream job" that you promise to be just around the corner.
Kindly, Ema-Leigh Rust

{k, happy post now}

Sorry for the lack of posts this week ladies, but it's been one of those weeks... you know- one of those weeks that just suck the life right out of you. And just when you don't think it can "rain" anymore... the real hurricane hits. I'll spare the dirty deets for now.

I have been busy with mainly two things this week:
1. figuring out what to do with my life and finding a full-time job {not so much in this economy}
2. designing my sister's blog!! Check out some of the work I've been doing for her, then... check her out!! Leave her a comment and tell her how much you're looking forward to her posts {kindly telling her to get on the ball}


You like?? This is my favorite design that I've done so far. These are just the "raw" images... still tweeking before I upload. Also, the colors work a lot better than these low-res images that I uploaded in a hurry.

Also, I need a cute idea/name for her "blog roll".
Suggestions welcomed, please and thanks.




4 comments:

cynthia gayle said...

The comment thingy is working now! I love the newest design stuff for your sister!

SilverNeurotic said...

I'm sorry about your problems with SallieMae. Fortunately I didn't have to actually call them as I was paying back my student loan-but I've dealt with a lot of poor communication dealing with my laptop. They should hire me instead. Sure, I've never had any "formal" computer training but I should have a doctorate in computers by now!

Gwen said...

I love the design you did for your sister. You are super talented!!! XOXO

Elizabeth Marie said...

Ewwww boo Sallie Mae, you're a whore! For sure.

I swear to baby jesus I commented on this already but apparently I am losing my mind.

I love your sister's blog!